How do you say “Piece of Sh*t Song” in French?
It’s no secret that I faithfully watch any and all episodes of the Real Housewives franchise. No phone calls, texts, Twitter, Facebook. It’s prime time and I’m dialed in.
That’s not to say that I think these women are real people. Let’s take the holier-than-thou trannie Countess Luann de Lesseps from Real Housewives of New York. Her musical contributions have given way to RadioPotato’s latest installment in the OH HELLLL NO series.
I use the term “music” loosely. I thought her first flaming train wreck of a single “Money Can’t Buy You Class” was just a whimsical fluke but noooooooooooooooo. The Countess, whoever is around her telling her that her voice is good, or that ridiculous producer with his towhead faux-hawk should all be ashamed of themselves!
Well, now that you’ve stomached that, you deserve a little treat. This is more like it:
Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Love! The parody, not the original.
When we were growing up, they made actors into singers. Witness the combination vocal/fashion horrors that were the Brady Bunch and The Partridge Family.
Compared to the “Countess,” those two are The Rolling Stones and The Beatles.
I repeat my question: How can they be the “Real Housewives” when they are neither real, nor housewives?